Donald J. Trump Revealed to Actually Be a Cartoon Character?

I'm not stating this as a certainty. I just think there is a slight chance that Donald J. Trump might actually be a cartoon character, due to his middle initial being "J".


  • Abraham J. Simpson
  • Bartholomew J. Simpson
  • Bullwinkle J. Moose
  • Elmer J. Fudd
  • Homer J. Simpson
  • Hubert J. Farnsworth
  • Marge J. Simpson
  • Michigan J. Frog
  • Philip J. Fry
  • Phineas J. Whoopee
  • Rocket J. Squirrel
  • Sheldon J. Plankton
  • Simple J. Malarkey
  • Stimpson J. Cat

Yes, Trump has an actual middle name (John), and only a few of these cartoon characters also have middle names. However, that doesn't erase the fact that he acts far more cartoonish than some of these characters. And anyone falling for his bullshit is clearly living a rich fantasy life (though not nearly as rich as Donald J. Trump).

In the United States Constitution, Article II, Section 1, Clause 5, it reads:

"No Person except a natural born Citizen, or a Citizen of the United States, at the time of the Adoption of this Constitution, shall be eligible to the Office of President; neither shall any Person be eligible to that Office who shall not have attained to the Age of thirty five Years, and been fourteen Years a Resident within the United States."

So, as long as we can prove that he is the creation of some mad cartoonist's pen-and-ink scrawling sent to run amok amongst us Ko-Ko the Clown-style, we can wrap this thing up and get the real election process moving.


Anonymous said…
Oh my gosh, so someone else DID think along the same lines as me!
I made these two JPEGs up, and found your page afterwards!

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